Top 10 Wedding Guest Complaints
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Top 10 Wedding Guest Complaints

What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore? Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with...

Most Expensive Weddings in the World
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Most Expensive Weddings in the World

That’s why you always leave a note! First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Michael! It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. That’s why you always leave a note! Amigos I’m half...

Things to Consider When Choosing a Wedding Cake
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Things to Consider When Choosing a Wedding Cake

Well, what do you expect, mother? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” Mr. F First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Now,...